I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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