super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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