I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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