Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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