We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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