By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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