Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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