so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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