and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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