I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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