You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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