Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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