school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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