all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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