He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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