Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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