she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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