I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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