my mouth tastes like poor choices
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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