Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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