I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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