Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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