she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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