Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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