i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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