your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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