Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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