some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
my being single is dangerous.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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