I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
