Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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