After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Randomize
