4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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