It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
