I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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