Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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