He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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