Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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