I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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