You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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