idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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