erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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