hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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