Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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