i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
