Small penises have feelings too.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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