Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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