i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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