she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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