Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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