My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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