God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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