You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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