I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
and she was petting her beer can
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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